Kris: Hey, that sounds like it could be a loop. Imagine Vanilla Ice going "My homeboy! My homeboy!" throughout an entire song.

Andrew: Jesus. It would be like Water Torture. Hey, there's this hip hop thing in the background. It loops.

K: Oh no, don't do it.

A: I'm gonna do it.

K: Argh! Hey, let me put down a bass riff.

A: Okay. Go.

K: (Da dum dah dah dum dee)
Get it?

A: Got it. (Paste)
Hey, that loop we got earlier is 100 BPM, too.

K: Argh! Don't use that!

A: (paste) Too late. Hmm. this needs a really bad riff.

(many pastings later)

Brian (pretty drunk): Hey Andrew, can you uh, repeat that part and set up a synth so I can try stuff?

A: What??

(Last two messages repeat 9 - 10 times)

B: I mean.. just make it loop.

A: Oh. Here you go.

(Brian drunkenly splatters notes everywhere)
(General mirth. It sounds like a couple of rabbits on a keyboard)
(40 minutes later)

B: Ah fuck you guys! Andrew, I bet you can't make something good out of it.

A: I bet I can't. I could just quantize it to death, I guess. And maybe copy it over.

A: I'm going to post this on the web in RealAudio format.

K: umm.

B: ummm. Not on our web page?

A: Nah. Just somewhere.

(Much later, as everyone is leaving)

Kris: Great. Now I have that stupid "my homeboy" song stuck in my head.